Quickies

...because they feel good.

Last week Secretary of the Interior propoposed the polar bear be named an endangered species. I guess they should stop doing commercials.

Knot how you hang a cable line. Does this pass Brandenburg?

YouLube, am I right?

Something tells me Sean Preston won't be asking where babies come from.

Notwithout a complimentary $5 cocktail. Correct change appreciated.

He's claimed over 300victims. He remains at large. And he might show up to the movie.

His cellmate was a delicious croissant.