my brother looks like this. for reals.Blacktor Will Smith is No. 1 according to Newsweek's power rankings, meaning his movies consistently get the most opening week pull. In an effort to emulate his success, I'm announcing my upcoming show "The Fresh Princess with Good Hair." Auditions next week at Filene and 'dem's Diner. BYOFTC--bring your own fine tooth comb.
"Las Vegas" heart throb Justin Duhamel wooed current girlfriend Fergie with a dirty dream. "I had read in a magazine that he had a naughty dream about me," says the Ferg, "And(when we met) I asked 'Was it good?'...So we hit it off." Duhamel didn't reveal the details of the dream, but authorities suspect simultaneous London Bridge and Lady Lump suckage.
Superstar in his own mind Ryan Seacrest announced his pick for this year's Idol: crooner Jordin Sparks. According to people.com, Seacrest says she's, "...non-threatening, cute and attractive." Someone tell me why Seacrest got a star before Bruce Willis.
A lawyer says Country singer Billy Joe Shaver shot a man in self-defense. His evidence is Shaver's latest single, "I Shot a Man in Self-Defense."
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