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Because:
-he makes basketball picks
-his daughters eat Starbursts
-he makes fun of the Special Olympics
-he thinks the Air Force One jacket is cool
-he enjoys leisure sports like bowling and basketball
-he's black. like jesus. who is in all of us. but not like that.**
* The "us" in the title includes those jerks who don't appreciate the triumph of the human spirit known as the Special Olympics.***
**Somewhat Sardonic recognizes the following possibilities: (1) Jesus could be the name of your significant other who indeed is in you "like that." (2) Jesus may have been black but not phenotypically. I mean, c'mon, who had sunscreen back then? (3) You, gentle reader, may actually be Jesus, and you're reading this post because you googled "Kristen Wigg."
***Not that the President is a jerk. Seriously. I'm up financial loan creek with an interest-pending paddle-- I've got enough problems, yo.
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