What the Fashnookita

somewhere in denver.

Join me in the Smoking Lounge. Because "Cancer Cavern" sounds distasteful.

This was my desk during finals week. Thanks, Jesus, for all the help. And by Jesus I mean Sparknotes.com. And by Sparknotes.com I mean self-discipline and a solid Judaeo-Christian work ethic.


Arizona is lame. CHORUS: How lame is it? This weekend, two cops in the Grand Canyon State pulled over the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile on suspicion of a stolen license plate. The matter was later resolved, but somewhere in fray there emerged a picture of said cops boarding the vehicle, begging the caption, "Two dicks on a wiener."

Jewish singer and American icon Barbara Streisand finally performed a concert in Berlin, Germany. Addressing her previous concerns, the singer said, "I don't know what the fashnookitah I was worried about."





A man in New York City beat up a peacock in a Burger King parking lot. Apparently, his way is dead and bloody with a sprinkle of asphalt. In an unrelated note, the Western Whopper will make you voop. And by voop I mean vomit and poop at the same time. Cheers!

c/o food pornographer