Sunday, May 11, 2008

Just now. . .




BROTHER:
How are you watching Iron Man on your computer?

ME:
Uh, watch-movies dot net.  

BROTHER:
Going there immediately.  

Moments later.

BROTHER:
What?!  Zombie Strippers the movie? How did I miss this?  

ME:
First they work your pole, then they eat your brain.

BROTHER:
Ex-squeeze me?

ME:
They give really good brain?

BROTHER:
Where are you getting this--

ME:
omg.  Zombie Strippers. First head.  Then brain.  

^~^~~~~she'll bring honor to us all~~~^~^~^




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