I've Got a Fever...

...and the prescription is more cowmeat.

I'll take an extra large cheese pizza with double beef, pepperoni, steak, sausage, and a ding-dong stuffed crust. Doctor's orders. And add a Diet Coke. Pizza as health food?

Mel Gibson blew up recently at a California professor during a speaking event. Critiquing Apocalypto, she suggested the ancient Mayans were a complex cultural people who did not subsist on Fruit Roll-ups from Crafts and Services. Oh, Mel

Maybe they fell off the rock wall. Or dropped some popcorn shrimp. But more importantly, does anyone remember ShipMates? Fall puzzles cruise officials

He's 7'9". She's 5'6". Their kids will:
a) get drafted by the Rockets
b) be difficult to push out
c) save a bunch of money on car insurance with Geico
(d) all of the above Tallest Man Weds

I thought bowling alleys were out-dated, but what do I know? See the House that Headbands built .

Mama, he's crazy. Judd divorces husband

Disney plans to release a feature that, for the first time, will star a black female protagonist. I'll say something when this is inherently funny.