Flub # 5, 601, 284

tastes like freedom

This week, President George W. Bush made a mistake.

Defending the US' position in Iraq, he accidentally said South African freedom fighter Nelson Mandela was dead.

From Reuters:

"I heard somebody say, Where's Mandela?' Well, Mandela's dead because Saddam Hussein killed all the Mandelas."

Wow. I forgot Hussein and Mandela had beef, until Mandela was like, "If you sell more records than me, I'm gonna retire," and Saddam was like, "If you sell more records than me I'mma kill you."

Bush continued, "I heard someone ask, Where's Waldo? Well, Waldo's dead because Saddam killed all the Waldos. Burned him right out of all those little mazes. Even the ones in the back, where you peek when the going gets rough. And the Maytag Repairman? Well, he's fixing disposals in heaven because Hussein killed him. So I switched to Frigidaire. Its French for ice. Cools better."

*sigh*

I think its time to rent Sarafina.