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I was at Benicio del Toro's house for a reality television show and this girl threw away my dinner when she knew I wasn't done. So I confront her in a calm manner, even though she's with Benicio's wife who seems to already like her.
Me, calm, aware it's reality tv and I'm don't want to end up in the teaser:
Did you throw away my dinner?
Girl, Benicio del Toro's wife look up.
Girl:
Yes.
Me:
But you didn't even ask me. That's like an executive decision--
Benicio del Toro's wife, in Spanish accent:
Now you are making me upset.
****Now, I knew if I pressed the issue, I'd make a powerful enemy. So I made an executive decision.
Me, in dream, turning to Benicio del Toro's wife:
Are you telling me if someone threw away your dinner you wouldn't be upset?
And then 'Me', in real life, woke up. Can you imagine? And ISTG it was brown rice with salmon.
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