I Swear

...by the moon and the stars in the sky, this just happened.

Old Lady:
Excuse me, do you work on commission here?

Me
Yes.

Old Lady:
Great. What's the name of that Afro-American gentlemen?

Me
Mr____.

Customer Old Lady:
I'll go hunt him down.


I don't know why this was so funny. I almost died, tho. And by "died" I mean got hunted down.