An Open Letter to Anthony LaPaglia

Dear Anthony LaPaglia:

Hey. What's up? Not much here. Usually, I keep my cards pretty close to my ample chest, but I must say: you're good. Like, Yoplait Yogurt good. And I know you're happily married to that gorgeous lady you met on set somewhere but someday in the future, if you're divorced and done with ladies of a certain age and find yourself in Arizona maybe we could make out go out for coffee. Let me know, Tony. Can I call you that?

Your Maybe Sorta Future Valentine,

p. rachel

ps, KIT

pps, DON’T EVER CHANGE

ppps, BFFE

pppps,HAVE FUN IN THE SUN, GET LAID IN THE SHADE

ppppps, STAY COOL


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Happy Valentine's Day <3