I say "re-vamping," you say spending another Saturday night alone.

It's been a long time and I shouldn't have left you. Without sarcastic comments to step to.

As you can tell, faithful reader, this site is in the middle of a makeover, thanks in part to my mac and in part the lameness of the 50th Annual Grammy Awards.

I mean, "Let It Be" Gospel Edition? Leave that crap at the performing arts magnet school where it belongs. THERE, I SAID IT.


*~*~and now for something completely different

In an effort to keep mental minds across the nation sharp, I'm assigning an essay. The topic will be deliberately vague and I won't accept late submissions.

BULLSHIT 101 : FINAL ESSAY
Words are imbued with meaning. Select a word from the following list and describe, in detail, its socio-historical significance. What is the origin? Has use of the word shaped specific space/times? Devote considerable discussion to modern lexical permutations.

1) mongoloid
2) diaspora
3) blitzkrieg
4) moist
5) Tamagachi
6) jabberwocky
7) Pikachu
8) cool
9) bad
10) jule

Due in two weeks. Good luck.