Monday, October 16, 2006

K-FED FU'D

Yesterday during a taping of WWE's "Monday Night Raw," aspiring rapper Kevin Federline aka K-Fed made a guest appearance that drew a barrage 'boos' from the audience.

Introduced as an "A-List friend" of wrestler Johnny Nitro, K-Fed retaliated by saying, "The same people who are booin' me now buy my picture on the cover of magazines." Though Federline failed to specify, we're guessing the magazines in question to be Omaha Fish & Gamey or Modern Deadbeat.

When boos wouldn't stop, K-Fed cajoled, "Y'all want to hear my rap? Well you're going to have to wait until my record drops in October." That's late October, three weeks after his testicles. Seconds later, K-Fed was body slammed by wrestler John Cena, whose signature "F-U" move left Fedders higher than when he got there.

But all things considered, being booed off stage is something all up-and-comings deal with-- though usually not in front a 10,000+ crowd at the Staples Center. As said one observer, "When white trash is throwing trash at white trash, get a shovel 'cus Coke is worth a nickel a can."

Damn it's tough to be a wankster.

For the hell of and/or smell of it, check out Fed's appearance on Jumpoff One , The Ellen DeGenerees Show.


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